Houston Day 483 - my top two reasons for wanting to naturalize

I can't change my address on my driver's licence online like the average Texan because non-citizens are not allowed.  Apparently not being born in the glorious nation I now call home means that government agencies are allowed to cast aspersions on my ability to use the internet.  I have two words for you, United States of America: INTERNET BANKING.  Discover it! Wow, turns out people outside your country use the internet, and they do it more effectively than you do.

Zing, take that, enormous and very powerful nation who won't listen to me coz I can't vote.  Take that.